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weloveshortvideos:

Why..- Vine by Deanna Ward

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— 1 day ago with 4609 notes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

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— 1 day ago with 114676 notes
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

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— 1 day ago with 54201 notes

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang, via plasticbagvevo)

— 3 days ago with 255490 notes

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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— 3 days ago with 123081 notes

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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— 3 days ago with 586317 notes

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via cybergasms)

— 1 week ago with 428800 notes

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

(Source: epic-vines, via actionables)

— 1 week ago with 299601 notes
adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via snazziest)

— 2 weeks ago with 425059 notes
hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

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— 2 weeks ago with 234475 notes

clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

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— 3 weeks ago with 218884 notes

officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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— 4 weeks ago with 77005 notes
yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

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— 1 month ago with 179462 notes