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I like making egg puns & licking park benches


politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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— 3 months ago with 166277 notes

officialwhitegirls:

watching your bae talk to the another person 

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— 4 months ago with 21893 notes
so-relatable:

zackisontumblr:

inbox:

ZACK

I LOOK LIKE IM NAKED OMG

zack really is on tumblr

so-relatable:

zackisontumblr:

inbox:

ZACK

I LOOK LIKE IM NAKED OMG

zack really is on tumblr

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— 4 months ago with 18745 notes

everythingbadgirlss:

Steven Yeun explains how his character has survived for so long on The Walking Dead

He’s cute

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— 4 months ago with 22887 notes

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

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— 4 months ago with 307779 notes

ibelieveinjimmoriarty:

This sums up my relationship with most people I know.

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— 4 months ago with 270873 notes

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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— 4 months ago with 630196 notes
unfollovving:

catsamazing:

My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.


RELEASE ME HUMAN

unfollovving:

catsamazing:

My girlfriend attempted to hold both of her cats at once, it deteriorated quickly.

RELEASE ME HUMAN

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— 4 months ago with 336095 notes

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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— 4 months ago with 284762 notes

weloveshortvideos:

Why..- Vine by Deanna Ward

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— 5 months ago with 67135 notes